Optimising `assert_eq` & `assert_ne`

Instead of one humungous function of 1000 macros, I split this up into 25 more natural functions of 40 macros each. Each function has a very different order, so that they don’t get unified before compilation. Godbolt

To be on the safe side (avoiding any daemon perturbing one run,) I ran these series of 8x100, 10 times. The results are still mixed, but only ever so lightly.

ϕ seconds w/o worst 3 w/o best 3
& worst 3
all 1000 best 4th best
_msg_old 0.411702 0.412044 0.412640 0.293130 0.304502
_msg 0.418178 0.418548 0.419028 0.293763 0.299631
Δ +0.016% +0.016% +0.015% +0.002% -0.016%
_old 0.208479 0.208700 0.208967 0.134058 0.136964
_ 0.201564 0.201759 0.202058 0.136308 0.137547
Δ -0.033% -0.033% -0.033% +0.017% +0.004%
-O_msg_old 0.817969 0.818573 0.819841 0.616232 0.622958
-O_msg 0.834081 0.834737 0.835399 0.611030 0.629091
Δ +0.020% +0.020% +0.019% -0.008% +0.010%
-O_old 0.452906 0.453276 0.453830 0.326032 0.334296
-O 0.458596 0.459001 0.459529 0.320346 0.333360
Δ +0.013% +0.013% +0.013% -0.017% -0.003%